berryciesta:

“Please Comfort Her”, a Roxy Lalonde cover of “Mr. Cellophane” from Chicago.

If someone stood up in a lab
And saw dat ass and took a grab
And asked if you would like to date
Please comfort her

If someone in the game of Sburb
Due to her friend, said not a word
And instead was forced to wait
Please comfort her

And even without drinking til it’s black
I know they have something that I lack
Love for all, but not for one I see
Invisible, inconsequential me.

Ole’ Lalonde
Miss Roxy Lalonde
Been here all along
Miss Roxy Lalonde
‘Cause you can look at each other
And not even bother
With Roxy Lalonde
(x2)

Suppose you were the strange GCat
Who used a book to squish Frigglish flate
Who saved Jane’s life yet gave me a nightmare
Please comfort me

Suppose you were a mother, dead
Sleeping now on your quest bed
Who left me booze yet never once a care
Please comfort me

A human being isn’t just a void
With these feelings, of which should not be toyed
Even if the girl who comes to you
Is unimpressive, undistinguished
You know who…

Ole’ Lalonde
Miss Roxy Lalonde
No one’s favorite blond
Miss Roxy Lalonde
‘Cause you will not flush for me
Not adore me
And never care I’m here…
I tell ya
Ole’ Lalonde
Miss Roxy Lalonde
No one’s getting on
With Roxy Lalonde
‘Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I’m there
Never even know I’m there.

Inspired by this: http://gangbanglerfish.tumblr.com/post/16430780401/its-ok-roxy-the-fandom-loves-you (and the lovely dub of it, of course, which I’m too lazy to look up right now).

Also, Roxy is one of my favorite Homestuck characters, so don’t think I don’t love her.

Covering this because I love Roxy and this song.

Unless you don’t like that idea for some reason. God I wish I had a mic. The one I used before is now broken. 

berryciesta:

sassafrasstea:

so when I got into broadwaystuck not too long ago it was literally the day auditions closed (actually like, the hour of it closing) so I was doomed

but there’s hope

kanaya and some others are open

maybe there will be another casting call

a girl can dream 

(Then again, I would hope for Kanaya, but I sing all jazzy, which wouldn’t be apropro)

(although i technically sing like a 50s singer)

(some people equate the fifties with class)

(so…maybe.) 

Oh my god, Kanaya, yes. You should try. And if that doesn’t work, you can also try for some Ancestors or whatever. 

You think Kanaya would make sense. Good enough for me to try, then!
I could indeed try, but I don’t passionately love them like I do Kanaya.

so when I got into broadwaystuck not too long ago it was literally the day auditions closed (actually like, the hour of it closing) so I was doomed

but there’s hope

kanaya and some others are open

maybe there will be another casting call

a girl can dream 

(Then again, I would hope for Kanaya, but I sing all jazzy, which wouldn’t be apropro)

(although i technically sing like a 50s singer)

(some people equate the fifties with class)

(so…maybe.) 

berryciesta:

Homestuck Parody time again. This time, “Troll Block Tango” instead of “Cell Block Tango”, from Chicago. As always, anyone and everyone can sing this, you can edit this however, and I don’t care about being credited or anything. Love you all and hope to hear this song sung some day. <3 C:

Also, kinda in honor of BK getting 2K+ followers. 

[VRISKA]
Weak
[ERIDAN]
red
[KANAYA]
Rev
[ROXY]
oh shit
[Terezi]
4St3RO1D
[GAMZEE]
sOpOr pIe

[VRISKA]
Weak
[ERIDAN]
red
[KANAYA]
Rev
[ROXY]
oh shit
[Terezi]
4St3RO1D
[GAMZEE]
sOpOr pIe

[Aradia]
and n0w the six sinning psych0paths 0f the Alternian Dunge0ns in their renditi0n 0f “The Tr0ll Bl0ck Tang0”

[VRISKA]
Weak
[ERIDAN]
red
[KANAYA]
Rev
[ROXY]
oh shit
[Terezi]
4St3RO1D
[GAMZEE]
sOpOr pIe 

(4X)

[ALL]

They had it coming
They had it coming
They only had themselves to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it

[TEREZI]
1 B3TCHY4 YOU WOULD H4V3 DON3 TH3 S4M3!
H3H3H3! 

[VRISKA]
Weak
[ERIDAN]
red
[KANAYA]
Rev
[ROXY]
oh shit
[Terezi]
4St3RO1D
[GAMZEE]
sOpOr pIe 

(2X)

[VRISKA]
You know how people
Have these issues
Th8 get you down. Like Tavros.
Tavros had no confidence.
No, 8ut, th8’s 8ecause he was w8k. So I’m walking down these stairs, 
And I am really irrit8ed, and I’m
Talking about how I paradox-cre8ed an enemy
And there’s Tavros standing
In the la8, holding a lance
And glaring’. Trying to challenge me.
So, I said to him, 
I said, “You think you’re strong
8ut you’re so weak…”
And he charged.
So I took the lance out of his arms
And I showed him where in 8elonged… 
… right in his heart.

[ALL]
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen him
I betcha you would
Have done the same! 

[ERIDAN]
i met fef from
wwell under the wwater sevveral swweeps ago 
an she offered to be my moirail
an wwe hit it off right awway
then I started wwaxin bright red for her
id go to hunt id come home id
fix her lusus a snack wwed have a little chat
an then I found out 
“moirail” she told me?
moirail my ass
not only wwas she not interested
oh no she was wwaxing for sol
one a those psionics you knoww
so one day wwhen they wwere in the lab i wwas fightin sol wwhen fef got all mad
you knoww i just couldnt control my science.

[ALL]
She had it coming
She had it coming
Crushed a sea dweller 
In its prime
And then she used it
And she abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime! 

[KANAYA]
Now, I’m Standing In The Lab
Planning On Hatching The Matriorb, 
Minding My Own Business, 
And In Storms This Mad Sorcerer, 
In A Hopeless Angst.
“im gonna join jack noir,”
He Says. He Was Crazy
And He Shot Me In The Stomach, 
“im gonna join jack noir.”
And Later, He Ran Into My Chainsaw.
He Ran So Fast He Split Himself In Half. 

[ALL]

If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same! 

[ROXY]
whut am I even doin here?
look if this is bout frigglish, i didnit mean to appearify a book over him
he jumped in the way n stuff 
i dont even know where i am right now 
can someone explain it too me cause i just dont understand… 

[KARKAT]
LOOK, DID YOU FUCKING KILL ANYBODY?

[ROXY]
oh shit, who r u? 

[TEREZI] (Roxy, softly in the back while Terezi’s talking: “no seriously, whats happening? am i just, like, really fucking drunk?” etc ad nauseam)
MY SCOURG3 S1ST3R VR1SK4 4ND 1 W3R3 ON TH1S M3T3OR
4ND MY M4T3SPR1T K4RK4T W4S TH3R3 W1TH US
NOW, FOR TH3 L4ST COUPL3 OF D4YS 
W3 W3R3 COUNT1NG TH3 TROLL CORPS3ES TH4T W3R3 P1L1NG UP
ON3, TWO, THR33, FOUR, F1V3…
T4VROS, F3F3R1, 3QU1US, N3P3T4… ON3 R1GHT 4FT3R TH3 OTH3R
SO TH1S ON3 N1GHT, VR1SK4 4ND 1, W3R3 UP ON TH3 ROOF OF TH3 L4B, 
TH3 TWO OF US T4LK1NG… TROLL1NG 4 B1T 4ND
SH3 D3C1D3S TO B3 4 H3RO… SO 1 DO MY S33R SH1T
1N MY M1ND VR1SK4 FOUND J4CK
BUT TH3R3S K4RK4T 4ND 1 B31NG TH3 N3XT NUMB3RS ON TH3 L1ST
TH3 N3XT CORPS3S
W3LL 1 KN3W TH1S COULDNT H4PP3N
1 FL1PP3D 4 CO1N… SH3 THOUGHT SH3D FLY 4W4Y
1T W4SNT UNT1L L4T3R
WH3N 1 W4S SN1FF1NG TH3 BLOOD ON MY CO1N
1 R34LLY KN3W SH3 W4S GON3.

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG

[ROXY]
who had it coming?

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG

[ROXY]
No really, who did?

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG 4LL 4LONG

[ROXY]
i guess ill just sing along 

[TEREZI]
1 TOT4LLY D1D 1T

[ROXY]
you sound proud

[TEREZI]
4ND WH3N 1D DON3 1T

[ROXY] 
yeah then what happened?

[TEREZI]
HOW COULD YOU T3LL M3 TH4T 1 W4S WRONG?

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG

[ALL OTHERS]
They had it coming

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG

[ALL OTHERS]
They had it coming

[TEREZI]
TH3Y H4D 1T COM1NG 

[ALL OTHERS]
They took a wriggler

[TEREZI]
4LL 4LONG

[ALL OTHERS]
In its prime

[TEREZI]
1 TOT4LLY D1D 1T

[ALL OTHERS]
And then they used it

[TEREZI]
4ND WH3N 1D DON3 1T 

[ALL OTHERS]
And they abused it

[TEREZI]
HOW COULD YOU T3LL M3 TH4T 1 W4S WRONG?

[ALL OTHERS]
It was a murder but not a crime

[GAMZEE]
i lOvEd sOpOr pIe
MoRe tHaN I CaN PoSsIbLy sAy.
iT WaS MoThErFuCkInG DeLiCiOuS… 
InToXiCaTiNg… MiRaCuLoUs.
bUt iT WaS RoTtInG My bRaIn
AnD I WaS RuNnInG OuT.
aNd wHeN I RaN OuT ThAt nIgHt
EqUiUs wAs lOoKiNg fOr mE
aNd iN tHe lAb
He fOuNd mE, 
tHeRe wAs, 
EqUiUs aNd nEpEtA…
i gUeSs i jUsT wAnTeD To pAiNt
ThE WaLlS WiTh tHeIr pReTtY CoLoRs.
aNd eQuIuS HaD ThIs DoPeY SmIlE
BuT I’m pReTtY SuRe hE WaS DeAd.

[ALL]

The sweaty troll, troll, troll, troll, troll

The sweaty troll, troll, troll, troll, troll

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
They had it comin’ 

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
They had it comin’

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
They had it comin’

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
They had it comin’

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
They had it comin’

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
They had it comin’

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
All along

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
All along

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
‘Cause if they used us

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
‘Cause if they used us

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
And they abused us 

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
And they abused us 

[ALL]
How could you tell us that we were wrong? 

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
He had it coming

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
She had it coming

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
He had it coming

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
She had it coming

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
He only had himself to blame.

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
She only had herself to blame.

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
If you’d have been there

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
If you’d have been there

[VRISKA, KANAYA, GAMZEE]
If you’d have seen it

[TEREZI, ERIDAN, ROXY]
If you’d have seen it

[ALL]
I betcha you would have done the same! 

[VRISKA]
You think you’re strong but you’re so we8k… 

[ERIDAN]
moirail my ass

[KANAYA]
Sliced In Half. 

[ROXY]
like no joke whats going on?

[Terezi]
H3R BLOOD SM3LL3D OF D3C31T

[GAMZEE]
i tHiNk nEpEtA DiEd tOo.

[VRISKA]
Weak
[ERIDAN]
red
[KANAYA]
Rev
[ROXY]
oh shit
[Terezi]
4St3RO1D
[GAMZEE]
sOpOr pIe

I seriously lost my shit at Kanaya.